Total Medals Earned: 886 (From 117 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,010 Points
Medals Earned: 32/60 (305/1,000 points)
Check out the credits page.
Save up 50,000 gold.
Scan 25 foes.
Deal 1,000 damage to a foe.
Get a time under 90 in the third minigame.
Get a time under 65 in the third minigame.
Get 40 pieces of equipment.
Get 140 points in the first minigame.
Get 100 points in the first minigame.
Complete 10 sidequests.
Save up 10,000 gold.
Get a player up to level 10.
Get 100 points in the second minigame.
Get 150 points in the second minigame.
Get a player up to level 20.
Deal 3,000 damage to a foe.
Deal 10,000 damage to a foe.
Get 160 points in the fourth minigame.
Complete 20 sidequests.
Scan 50 foes.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Deal 30,000 damage to a foe.
Get 60 pieces of equipment.
Get 80 pieces of equipment.
Get a player up to level 30.
Get 130 points in the fifth minigame.
Get 230 points in the fourth minigame.
Get 190 points in the fifth minigame.
Find all treasure chests in Kitten Ruins.
Find all treasure chests in Volcano Peak.
Find all treasure chests in Vegetable Forest.
Find all treasure chests in Glacier Valley.
Save up 250,000 gold.
Find all treasure chests in Rock Lake.
Complete all sidequests.
Deal 100,000 damage to a foe.
Find all treasure chests in town.
Scan all foes.
Beat the game on Hard or Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Defeat the final boss and finish the game!
Medals Earned: 5/6 (210/220 points)
Find the Secret Room
Really? That's even possible?
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 6/7 (240/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Find all 18 FAILs.
...or do you?
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/330 points)
Dat cow dun be tippered.
Buy whiskey for your mum.
Return the frisbee to the lazy kids.
Return the dog to the blind man.
Find the seeds to give to Pearl.
Pick 21 strawberries from the strawberry field in 12 seconds.
Build a friend for $24.99
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 8/10 (340/465 points)
Touch a stink bug.
Complete a level with a score lower than 130k.
Use up all of your pollen.
Complete the daytime levels.
Complete the night levels.
Score between 170k and 190k
Score between 190k and 210k
Complete a level set without touching any stinkbugs.
Score between 130k and 170k
Score over 210k
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/170 points)
Score a 100x multiplier or better.
There is much to be discovered in the Wild West...
Finish the game.
Score a 500x multiplier or better.
Finish the game without crashing.
Medals Earned: 18/18 (385/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/300 points)
Beat level one.
Make it to the evil wizard.
Beat the game!
Beat level two!
Get all the in-game achievements!